Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed, I still love you, oh, I still love you
Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love

I was delayed, I was way-laid
An emergency stop, I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough to make
A shy, bald, Buddhist reflect
And plan a mass murder
Who said lied I'd to her?
Oh, who said I'd lied because I never? I never!
Who said I'd lied because I never?

I was detained, I was restrained
And broke my spleen and broke my knee

And then he really laced into me
Friday night in out-patients
Who said I'd lied to her?
Oh, who said I'd lied because I never, I never
Who said I'd lied because I never?

Oh, so I drank one, it became four
And when I fell on the floor, I drank more

Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed, I still love you, oh, I still love you
Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love

Set me free why don't ya baby? Get out my life why don't ya baby?
Cos you don't really love me, you just keep me hangin' on.
Set me free why don't ya baby? Get out my life why don't ya baby?
Cos you don't really love me, you just keep me hangin' on.