Saw you coming my way

Put my nose in a book

Some crap that you gave me

Or something that I took



Man, he looked so good

It had to be ooze leather

He's so together

Oozing like I never could



I bet he's a classic masher

He toot-toots when he likes the view

Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher

They talk boots while they're laughing at you



He's playing dumb

You're looking at clothes

Straightening his hat

Mr. Shnook ho-hum



I should've shook his hand

I never used to feel bad

I never felt so blue

Guess I never amused you



I bet he's a classic masher

He toot-toots when he likes the view

Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher

They talk boots while they're laughing at you



I bet he's a classic masher

He toot-toots when he likes the view

Tête-à-tête with his haberdasher

They talk boots while they're laughing at you 

(They talk boots while they're laughing at you)

They talk boots while they're laughing at you 

(They talk boots while they're laughing at you)

They talk boots while they're laughing at you 

(They talk boots while they're laughing at you)

They talk boots while they're laughing at you 

(They talk boots while they're laughing at you)