Fine china stacked by the kitchen sink
Aunt Tammy's in there claiming all the diamond rings
Uncle Bobby's holding up the TV set
The only thing they are grieving over is what they ain't gonna get

She's only been in the ground a day or two
I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud

Great grand daddy's shotgun started it all
She wasn't even cold before they ripped it off the wall
Wanda's fighting Angie over antique quilts
Nobody even waited for the reading of the will

If Daddy was here he'd beat us black and blue
I'm glad mama ain't around to watch this family feud

I'm watching it all, go down in shame
I wish the whole house would go up in flames
Who gives a damn about a cedar chest?
Ooh, when we just laid her soul to rest

She's only been in the ground a day or two
I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud
She's probably rolling over in her grave
'Cause the Good Lord give it and the family take it away