Angus wasn't at all like the other piranha
Didn't want to be bad like the normal piranha
Never felt comfortable with those evil piranha
So he left his home and friends to find some nicer 
piranha

The piranha world!
Oh you wouldn't want to live in piranha world
The piranha world!
No you wouldn't want to live in piranha world
It's a bad place to be
You wouldn't want to see
The piranha world!

Very soon Angus learned that there are no nice piranha
And he found a friend called Bruno who was a whale not a 
piranha
He now lives in the sea always avoiding other piranha
He's the only one if you want to meet a friendly piranha

He won't bite no one
So you wouldn't have to run
He won't bite no one
Wouldn't shoot if you gave him a gun