didn't know what i was eating
took the tube in by my hand
i grabbed the first chip that i felt
what the f**k is there to understand

C
the top is made of plastic
the bottom made of steel
the tube is like cardboard
i can't believe it's real

x2

V
beer is the wonder
that completes the fine chip
we drink lots of it
and then it makes us sick

C
the top is made of plastic
the bottom made of steel
the tube is like cardboard
i can't believe it's real

x2

there's such a list of flavours
you couldn't list them all
they may ba a little dafter
but that 's just moranic laughter

go see 'em x3

yeah, yeah