My Auntie Iris
?You will find her in your local
?My Auntie Iris
?Likes to take a drink at night
?Oh, she's a gem

?My Auntie Iris
?Loves to have a ball at night
?My Auntie Iris
?Doesn't care to scratch or bite
?Oh, she's a gem

?My Auntie Iris knows
?Everybody (Oh yes she does)
?Everybody (Oh yes she dees)
?Everybody (Oh yes she does)

?My Auntie Iris knows
?Everybody (Oh, you know that she does)
?Everybody (Oh oh oh, she does)

?Everybody (Yes, you know that she does)

?My Auntie Iris