[Chorus:]

Welcome to the show today 

You're gonna have fun in a major way 

I know you got bills to pay 

But its my job to help you let it wash away [x2]



[Verse 1:]

Who rocks the mic, who rocks the mic right? 

Mr. black Jack Tripper cause I'm do what I like 

Between the Janets and Chrissys of the world I stand 

Not a giggalo but a man microphone in my hand till I die 

Not doing this for money, not doing this for fame 

I'm doing this so I can change the whole freakin' game 

Negroes in colorful clothes dancing like super clones 

New MC Hammers get the gas face you gotta go 

You guys are wack now, go hit the back now 

Man disappear... POW! 

New generation of just regular dudes 

We don't dress the same but sing the same blues 

So let your hands fly if you do agree with me 

P-I-G-E-O-N middle name Kenneth then ends with Johnny 

Used to have a white girl now I gotta white wife 

Kinda getting used to hearing "brother that aint right" 



[Chorus:]

Welcome to the show today 

You're gonna have fun in a major way 

I know you got bills to pay 

But its my job to help you let it wash away [x2]



[Verse 2:]

Freaky deeky deeky shows all up in the LA Weekly 

Used to pay to play now I play when they pay me 

And I thank God for that supplying my needs 

Sometimes my wants get left out but that balances greed 

And I need that between a life in a spotlight 

And being sweated by jakes on a curb in a cops light 

But I stand strong singer/songwriter with Adidas on 

Head full of Beatles and De La playing ping-pong 

With Phil Collins and Genesis as the referees 

Peter Gabriel and Ad Rock banging BDP 

Who will win the game, hip hop or rock n roll? 

My inner voice saying "negro it's the same stroll" 

So I stand still classic like an old photo 

Of my uncle James in the 70's in Idaho 

Or Long Beach I really can't tell its kinda blurry 

It lost in translation and I'm like Bill Murray 



[Chorus:]

Welcome to the show today 

You're gonna have fun in a major way 

I know you got bills to pay 

But it’s my job to help you let it wash away [x2]