What the hell happened, what went wrong
And why does everybody sing the same old song
Why does everybody keep telling me
I'd better go out and get a J-O-B
Ever since I was a little boy
I knew I'd be unemployed
But now I'm getting older, turning to an adult
I guess you have to say it was my parents' fault

[Chorus]
Am I alive or am I dead?
Something snapped inside my head
What's gone wrong with society
I've lost all reality

Girl, I want you out of my life
'Cause now I know you won't be my wife
'Cause all you ever do is nag
Nag, nag, nag, you're such a drag
I tried to be faithful, I tried to be true
And now all I do is hate you
I'm never right and you're never wrong
Why can't we do a bong and get along?

[Chorus x2]

One day you're born, the next you die
Sometimes I wonder why I even try
Happiness is something that I can't find
I got so much trouble on my mind
I feel so stupid, I feel so dumb
My dad keeps telling me that I'm a bum
Running out of money and I'm down on my luck
It doesn't matter to me, I don't give a fuck

[Chorus]