BULL RUN BEER RUN - Let's go on a beer run, baby/I'm 
giving the word/Let's make like bird/And make a 
migration/Cuz I spent four dollars, baby/Last night in a 
bar/For a PBR/Can't afford the libation/I know a spot in 
Virginia/They'll pour a shot of gin right in ya/For 
cheaper than a coke/And you can sit and smoke/And 
cigarettes are almost free/Vices get cheaper the deeper 
south you go/You can't afford to be sober/We'll go where 
the prices are so low/We'll be dead by October/Graveyard 
these mates didn't make it to thirty/Confederate 
daughters, maybe/They may have been strong/It's hard to 
live long/When living so dirty/They cry out, "Dixie don't 
forget us/Sweet land where pork costs less than 
lettuce/It's 1864/We'll stay for just one more/Have one, 
you might as well have three"/Vices get cheaper the 
deeper south you go/Lives don't seem so pricey 
either/We'll go with our dignity and dough/Then we'll 
head back north with neither.