No Dogs allowed,
No Dogs allowed,
No Dogs allowed in the subway today
So climb up the stairs,
And be on your way,
'Cuz there's no dogs allowed in the subway today

If dogs were allowed then just think of this place
An army of dogs living here in this space
Whining and running from dawn until dark
My head would be aching from hearing them bark

So there's no dogs allowed,
No Dogs allowed,
No Dogs allowed in the subway today
So climb up the stairs,
And be on your way,
'Cuz there's no dogs allowed in the subway today

If dogs were allowed then the people would shout
And tell me to order those dirty dogs out
I'd have to decide who would get to sit down
Would the dogs or the people ride into town

So there's No Dogs allowed,
No Dogs allowed,
No Dogs allowed in the subway today.
So climb up the stairs,
And be on your way,
'Cuz there's no dogs allowed in the subway today.

If dogs were allowed then the trains would be filled
With creatures that never, no never stand still
There wouldn't be room for the people at all
The trains would be cluttered with dogs big and small