[Verse 1]
We consider every day a plus
To spend it with a platypus
If you wonder why we're ecstatic
It's 'cause he's semi aquatic
Our Ornithorhynchus anatinus
Brings smiles to the both of us
Life's never fuddie duddy
With our webfooted buddy
When we're brushing our teeth, It's better
Tying our shoes, It's better
Combing our hair, It's better
Like we're a cheese sandwich and he's the cheddar
Blinking our eyes, It's better
Breathing in and out, It's better
Sitting in a chair, It's better
And taking a bath is just a little bit wetter

[Pre-Chorus]
Every day is such a dream
When you start it with a monotreme
He's duckbilled and he's beaver tailed and hairy

[Chorus]
Everything's better with Perry
(Everything's better with Perry)
Everything's better with Perry
(Everything's better with Perry)
Everything's better with Perry
(Everything's better with Perry)
Everything's better and we
Just want to tell you Perry
Everything's better with you.