standard tunning

D  F  G  C (4X)
D                                E
How long has it been since I've been on a real date
    G                         A
If this continues I may never ever find a mate
D                    E
I'm not serious, so please don't get me wrong
       G
All I want is a date with you
              A                          D    F F# G F# F
That's why I took the time to write this song

D                         E
Life is a blast and I am really having fun
     G                                     A
But things are always better when there's two instead of one
D                           E
I know God has a plan, His timing's never late
      G                             A
But until He brings a girl along I guess that I'll just have to wait

    G            D
So come into my house
     G              D
And sit down on my couch
    E                           F#  G
My couch is made of orange vinyl
Why don't you stay a while
                    D  F  G  C (4X)
I like to see you smile

D                          E
I don't believe it but my friends all say it's true
      G                                   A
They say you should sit back and let the women come to you
D                         E
I'm on the lookout but I haven't found her yet
        G                    A
I'm an only lonely Romeo and I can't find my Juliet
D                             E                                G
That's not the way this story ends, this song is mostly just a joke
                            A
I'll watch the want ads on TV
                          D
I'll find a girl that's right for me
      E                G  A
I'll find a girl for me

    G                         A
But if you are suspicious, if you are paranoid
     D                                        Bm
Just be forewarned that these are traits that I try to avoid
G           A                D             Bm
If you are sweet and caring, if you're successful too
G             A            D
If you've got money in the bank
          Bm                G  A
Hey baby, I'm the man for you

well that's it hope you like