Joe's drinkin Tequila Sunrise
Kati's sippin Sex On the Beach
Maria loves those blue margaritas
She likes em garnished with peach

I dig these dirty martinis
I like em shaken not stirred
I come here every evening
Just to get my mind off of her

Whoa, whoa, whoa we're all in this together
Whoa, whoa, whoa one more round of regret
And I, I, I guess I'll have another and another
Memory vacation
We're all just here to forget

Joe's wife had wandering eyes
She left him for some young guy at work
Kate and Maria same story
They fell in love with a jerk
Me I was prideful and foolish
And I just pushed her away
But I guess we all have our reasons
For being in here today

Whoa, whoa, whoa we're all in this together
Whoa, whoa, whoa one more round of regret
And I, I, I guess I'll have another and another
Memory vacation
We're all just here to forget

I know that drowning our sorrows is not the solution
It's just a temporary band aid for the pain
After carefully drinking I've reached this conclusion
We've all got probelms to face it aint happinin' today
No not today I said

Whoa, whoa, whoa we're all in this together
Whoa, whoa, whoa one more round of regret
And I, I, I guess I'll have another and another and another and another
Memory vacation
We're all just here to forget
woah comiseration vacation we're all just here to forget