Yea,
Wont ya gather around as I tell ya a little story,
About a little pussy ass, faggot, punk bitchboy,
He go around thinkin' he's all that,
Well let me tell ya somthin', Slim Anus ain't shit!

I know Slim Anus likes to sit around and say fuck,
But he don't even rap about the true stuff.
He fucked around wit' a painted face,
Now he'll be wearin' a frown when I step in the place.
He's a little fuckin' punk, He's a pussy ass nigga,
He'll be sorry as fuck when I squeeze my trigga.(pkwww)
Cuz I don't give a fuck about that sorry ass brotha,
Or his sista, or his granny, or his fat ass mutha.
And I'm a white boy, but I'm fuckin' proud,
I wont hesitate to bust a cap through the crowd.
And I'm from the South, and yous a little punk,
And I don't take no shit from you yankee ass fucks.
I'll hang my clown flag high and far,
And I'll drag his ass from the back of my car.
I got not a thing against a hark workin' man,
But ya dissin' my homies, so fuck your clan.
And you fuckin' posers, get up on my nerves,
So I leave Slims body liein' on the curb.
That Slim Shaddy's gonna say Hey mista,
That sorry ass bitch is tryna sell his sista.

I'm A White boy in your face
(Davies gonna run this place)
I'm A White boy in your face,
(Davies gonna run this place)
Black is beautiful, tan is grand
But white is the color of my skinhead man
I'm A White boy and yous a snitch
(Davies gonna run this bitch)

Even know they bitches, I'm down wit' the clown,
The muthafuckaz threw a gig and rocked my town.
We bought posters and comic books,
Then that little bitch "J" gave me dirty looks.
Yea I'm a metal head, but I got guts,
At least I ain't fuckin' trynna ride his nuts.
I did'nt shake his hand or take no pitcher,
I just walked up like "Whud up ninja".
The clown started starein', like he's on crack, (uh?)
I think that hoes havin' panic attacks.
But it's all good I'm down what the fuck,
I bought my ticket and you got your bucks.
There were psycho clowns and juggaloz,
A lot of party people and freak ass hoes.
Slammin' through the crowd wit' titties and freaks,
Had my ears ringin' in this bitch for weeks, Yea,

I'm A White boy in your face
(Davies gonna run this place)
I'm A White boy in your face,
(Davies gonna run this place)
Black is beautiful, tan is grand
But white is the color of the big dog man,
I'm A White boy and yous a snitch
(Davies gonna ROCK this bitch)

Awwww Break it down
Break it down Break it down
Booooyyyy!
Fuck a Slim Anus He's a pussy ass bitch
Ya know whud I'm sayin Fuuuugh
In the house!

Clown boys down yea we all know,
And I'll beat Slim Shaddy like a little hoe.
If he diss my kind just one more time,
I'ma kick his faggot whack behine.
I put the "D" in Doctor Pepper, I put the "C" in coke,
And when ya puffin' on my cronic flakes, ya know you will choke.
I put the "S" in sluts, put the "Hoe" in whore,
I put the muthafuckin' "M" back in Mardi Gras.
I'm a bad muthafucka, I don't talk no shit,
And I'll beat Slim Anus like a little bitch.
I ain't no racist I ain't no biggot,
Just a white muthafucka, now can you dig it.
I play a guitar just like a ring in a bell,
And I'll send you little fuckas all straight to hell.
You might think it's obserd, you might think it's blunt,
But I'll walk on Shaddy anytime I want, Yea,

I'm A White boy in your face
(Davies gonna run this place)
I'm A White boy in your face,
(Davies gonna run this place)
Yea black is beautiful, tan is grand
But white is my color and that's the way it is man
I'm A White boy and yous a snitch
(Davies gonna ROCK this bitch)
I'm A White boy and yous a snitch
(Davies gonna ROCK this bitch)
Fuck a Slim Anus he ain't shit,
I'll beat his little ass like a fuckin' bitch boy,
Bitch boy A little bitch boy
PHATWAX PHATWAX PHATWAX Break it down,
I'm a white boy in your face (Davies gonna run this place)
I'm a white boy in your face (Davies gonna run this place)