My skinny Minnie she's a crazy chick,
Six foot high and one foot thick
Well, do I love her
Does a boy love pie
Well, she is the apple of my eye,
Skinny Minnie
She ain't skinny,
She's tall, that's all

Well, though her shadow doesn't take much ground
What there is really gets around
What there ain't that's what she be
And even that's too much for me
Skinny Minnie
She ain't skinny,
She's tall, that's all

Well, much thicker than a fishing pole
One half rock and the other half roll
You can dig that chick from either side
And man, you'll yell: "Where did she hide?"
Skinny Minnie
She ain't skinny,
She's tall, that's all
Skinny Minnie
She ain't skinny,
She's tall, that's all