Came down from the North

You know the way they do

Got a cheeky smile

Sexy Northerner


Hanging round the clubs

Gets in them for free

Don't know how he does it

Sexy Northerner


Drinks a lot of beer

At least he doesn't smoke

Hasn't lost his accent

Sexy Northerner


How does he do it?

How does he do it?

Acts like he's got nothing to prove

Sexy Northerner


It's not all football and fags

No it's not all football and fags


Don't you dare imply

that it's grim up North

He went last weekend

Sexy Northerner


In the latest clothes

Wears a posh cologne

Got a lot of pride

Sexy Northerner


Says he wants a job

Something interesting

like a graphic designer

Sexy Northerner


How does he do it?

How does he do it?

Acts like he's got nothing to prove

Sexy Northerner


It's not all football and fags

No it's not all football and fags