Fat and alone
You're on your own
And nobody's calling on your telephone

[Chorus]
Things aren't getting any better
(Frank: you're fat and alone)
And you stretched out all your sweaters
(Frank: so fat and alone)
Things aren't getting any better
They never, no never

Fat and alone
You're out on your own
King of blubber
Sitting on your throne

[Chorus]
Things aren't getting any brighter
(Frank: you're fat and alone)
And you're not getting any lighter
(Frank: you're fat and alone)
No never, no never, no never

You're so fat [x3]