You fool, dude what do what you think you're doing?

So you're lost, my problem, that's not

Conductor says, "off of my train"

We understood, guest/host relationships ain't my thing

Even if i could, you aint the kind of person i would help anyway

I'm about to explode

Cuz i can't carry your load

Hitchhiker... go, hitchhiker

You're cool, and cold in your calculations

We're friends, only because of my situation

I'm about to unload

Cuz i can't carry your load

Hitchhiker... go, hitchhiker

Hitchhiker...

So be gone, too soon is too late

I dont want no delay

So be gone, get your food off someone else's plate

Go tell all your friends

I'm an idiot and you're great

Hitchhiker... hitchhiker...

Now go, hitchhiker... go, hitchhiker