My funny Valentine,

sweet comic Valentine.

You make me smile

in my heart.


Your looks are laughable

Unphotographable

Yet you're my favorite work of art.


Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak,

are you smart?


Don't change a hair for me;

not if you care for me.

Stay little Valentine.

Stay little Valentine...

Stay little Valentine...

Stay...each day...is Valentine's Day.