The other day 

I got in a fight 

It involved me and my foot in my mouth 

And my wife 

Then I got to thinking 

Wouldn't it be grand 

If with every word I said 

My wish was the world's command 

I'd be the king



I'd be the top 

I'd give myself a raise 

Throw my own parade 

Number one, the chief, the boss 

I'd be the king 

No honey-do list 



I'd rule 

Whatever I say is the way that it goes 

That'd be cool 

And I'd go fishing 

Or maybe watch sports on TV 

And folks would carry me around 

And I'd get to wear a crown 

And I'd never spend a day on my feet 

Chorus-solo-rpt chorus 

I'd be living large 



I'd be in charge 

The whole world would bow to me, I'd be the king 

It happened again 



I got in a fight 

In involved me and my foot in my mouth 

And my wife