I’m upstairs the other day, trying on my sister’s cords
When a man comes knocking on my door from the electric board
Well I thought about letting him in but I wasn’t thinking fast We’d only been there half an hour and he pushed his way right passed
I said Oh Mush FUCK OFF who do you think you are
Don’t you look at me like that I’ll do your fucking car
I said Oh Mush, FUCK OFF who do you think you are
Don’t you look at me like that I’ll do your fucking car

So I’m standing there picking up my teeth when the landlord comes around
Oh you little bastard he said you owes me 40 pound
He throws me up against the wall and tries to grab my giro
So I kicked the bastard in the balls and stabbed him with my biro and said Oh Mush FUCK OFF who do you think you are Don’t you look at me like that I’ll do your fucking car I said Oh Mush FUCK OFF who do you think you are
You money grabbing bastard, I’ll do your fucking car.

Next thing I knows plods at my door, waving all their truncheons They tries to pin me to the floor so I fucking upped and punched one
Then they throws me in the van and questions me for hours
And one said wait ‘till you goes down they’ll love you in the showers
I said Oh Mush FUCK OFF who do you think you are Incinerating things like that I’ll torch your fucking car
I said Oh Mush FUCK OFF
He said Don’t talk to me like that
So I stuck the fucking head in and said handcuff that you twat Ah FUCK OFF
OH FUCK
FUCK OFF

So that’s why I’m in Strangeways doing a stretch of bird
The judge called on me to change my ways and I called him a turd
I said I’ll do my time standing on my head you haven’t got me beat
He said well have another fucking year and get back on your feet
I said Oh Mush FUCK OFF who do you think you are
Don’t you sentence me like that I’ll do your fucking car
I said Oh Mush FUCK OFF who do you think you are
You big fat wigged up bastard I’ll do your fucking car
You big fat wigged up bastard I’ll do your fucking car
You big fat wigged up bastard I’ll do your fucking car
FUCK OFF