I've got no money [x3]
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I've got no money [x3]
Yeah, yeah, yeah,

I go to the store
And the man looks at me
It's plain to see
That I got no money
I wink at the girl
But she just keeps on going
No doubt in her mind
That I got no money

I've got no money [x3]
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I've got no money [x3]
Yeah, yeah, yeah,

I peak in the window
And see the people watching the flat-screen
I simply cannot afford
This technology, aw no
And remove my fancy iPhone
This is the reason
That I've got no money

I've got no money (no money) [x3]
No, no, no (no money)
I've got no money (no money) [x3]
No, no, no (no money)
I've got no money (no money) [x3]
No, no, no (no money)
I've got no money (no money) [x3]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

"I can't afford the case. I have to use an old sandwich bag.
I can only afford free applications. And most of those aren't
very good. My messaging plan is the lowest tier. It's horrible!"