Don't we thrive on absurdity, always looking for the new, 
the fucked up? While on the other side of the TV screen 
we're choking on analog throw up. This lapse of 
"traditional" values is a prime time broadcast but as 
surreal as it may seem its just a vague re-working of a 
past collapsed. This is 20 frames per second of a 
flagrant lack of content. This is half an hour of a 
vacant human interest. This is a steaming load of shit. 
Slanted opinions and doctored statistics. This is the 
state of the six o'clock news and you're better off being 
a critic.