cheese is good

it makes me smile

but then i watch it fade away

and i cry

and i want to die

because i like cheese

but it's not there anymore

and i realize

that i like death

but not as much as cheese



CHORUS:i like death, but not as much as cheese

       i like death, but cheese puts me at ease

       i like death, but cheese is better

       oh oh oh oh yeah cheese cheese cheese



i saw you yesterday

i'm so misunderstood

you dont believe that i like cheese

as much as i say i do

you think i like death better

but your wrong

satan told me so

satan likes cheese

we like cheese together

me and satan

eating cheese

feeding each other cheese in the moonlight



(chorus X2)



i'm not the kind of person you think i am

i'm a very cheesey old man

i like death, but cheese is better

oh yeah yeah yeah

cheese is the anti-christ

but not as much as me

or satan

because he's more anti-christ than me

and we like cheese



(chorus repeats over and over again and slowly fades intil song ends)