As I grab my pistol I spread the word of peace
I load her up and I spread that message of love
Well she's locked and loaded as she tears my family apart
Little Sally, well she's just trying to do her part
All the neighbors rave "she's the best shot in town"
They ain't lying, oh no, she's the best one around
'Cause we're all hairless monkeys putting those thumbs to good use
We're all just hairless monkeys putting those thumbs to good use
Locked and loaded as she tears my family apart
Little Sally, well she's just trying to do her part
Won't you bend me over and shove your righteousness in me?
I won't mind, oh no, just join the hypocrites in line
'Cause we're all hairless monkeys putting those thumbs to good use
We're all just hairless monkeys putting those thumbs to good use