Verse One: Big Boi
 Yea..
 Somebody hit me the other day  for a rendezvous
 Was it the bitch that fucked the Goodie  and the Dungeon Crew
 Let's say her name was Suzy Skrew  cause she SCREWED a lot
 Makin a nigga hit that chonk  at legitimate spots
 Not no parks  backseats  or things of that nature
 Had to hate ya playa  I'm dickin the hoe down never said I paid her
 Straight laid her, slayed the bitch like Darth Daver, made her
 From College Park and Fayette, all the way down to Decatur
 Like Jada, her wig was sharp and sporty, that was shorty
 Safe as a snake on eggs in a Beamer eight-hundred-forty
 It's foggy, I went to the crib to call her but she lost me
 My baby mamma beeped seven o'clock it's gonna cost me
 but I still wanna cut her though, maybe she had to work
 I caught her in the mall, wearin a real tight skirt
 She was, fine as FUCK, I wanted to sex the hoe up
 She said, "Let's hit the parking lot so I can sick your duck"
 I said, "Cool, I really wanted to cut you but this'll do.
 I gotta pick up my daughter plus my baby mamma beeped me too."
 She said she understood then everything was kosher
 I gave her a Lil' Will CD, and a fuckin poster
 It's like that now

 It's like that now, you better go on
 and get, the hump, up out your back now
 It's about four, or five, cats
 off in my 'Llac now
 We just, shoot, game in the
 form of story rap now (yeah)
 It's like that now, it's like that now

 Verse Two: Andre Benjamin

 Now Suzy Skrew had a partna named Sasha (Sasha), Thumper (Thumper)
 I remember her number like the summer
 when her and Suzy yeah they threw a slumber - - party
 but you can not call it that cause it was slummer
 Well it was more like spend the night
 Three in the morning yawnin dancin under street lights
 We chillin like a villain and a nigga feelin right
 in the middle of the ghetto on the curb, but in spite
 all of the bullshit we on our back starin at the stars above
 (aww man) Talkin bout what we gonna be when we grow up
 I said what you wanna be, she said, "Alive" (hmm)
 It made me think for a minute, then looked in her eyes
 I coulda died, time went on, I got grown
 Rhyme got strong, mind got blown, I came back home
 to find lil Sasha was gone
 Her mamma said she with a nigga that be treatin her wrong
 I kept on singin my song and hopin at a show
 that I would one day see her standin in the front row
 But two weeks later she got found in the back of a school
 With a needle in her arm, baby two months due, Sasha Thumper

 It's like that now, you better go on
 and get, the hump, up out your back now
 [Slick Rick] Yes... (Uncle Ricky!!)
 It's about four, or five, cats
 off in my 'Llac now
 [Slick Rick] Yes... (Could you tell a story?)
 We just, shoot, game in the
 form of story rap now (yeah)
 [Slick Rick] (Pleeeeeease?) Uh-huh
 It's like that now, it's like that now
 [Slick Rick] Herrrrrre we go...

 Verse Three: Slick Rick

 Throwing things, yelling in a mad high pitch
 Here we go again with this psychopath bitch
 The neighbors will hear you, you misfit
 Can't disagree with the bitch without this shit
 The price we pay to fuck women
 The most pretty bitch got the psycho shit within them
 Stuck up, as soon as I pop up
 But see me with a neck she wanna tear the fucking club up
 Check her pants, and number confirming
 Learned more and more they're just shifty dumb vermins
 And you know, probably get cussed if I backslip miss
 while she busy trying to justify Hoochie the First
 "Rick what would I want
 with this small chain wearin muh-fucka trying to front?"
 I oughta cut her off, let another sooth me
 but I don't know, ordinary bitch don't move me
 I mean, I tried to fall in love with a bittie
 but straight up, just be with the bitch out of pity
 So although I know, pretty bitch shady
 Here I go, trying to change a hoe into a lady
 Knahmean?

 It's like that now, you better go on
 and get, the hump, up out your back now
 [Slick Rick] Yes
 It's about four, or five, cats
 off in my 'Llac now
 [Slick Rick] Yes
 We just, shoot, game in the
 form of story rap now (yeah)
 [Slick Rick] Uh-huh
 It's like that now, it's like that now

 It's like that now, you better go on
 and get, the hump, up out your back now
 [Slick Rick] Yes
 It's about four, or five, cats
 off in my 'Llac now
 [Slick Rick] Yes
 We just, shoot, game in the
 form of story rap now (yeah)
 [Slick Rick] Uh-huh
 It's like that now, it's like that now

 It's like that now, you better go on
 and get, the hump, up out your back now
 [Slick Rick] Yes
 It's about four, or five, cats
 off in my 'Llac now
 [Slick Rick] Yes
 We just, shoot, game in the
 form of story rap now