Bay Parkway wonder
You're such a success
Your pretty secretary, ha
She say you are the best

Your face always smiling
Say you sure paid your dues
But I know inside you've got the Bensonhurst blues

Those custom-made cigars
That you offer to me
Pretend and pretend to care about my family

And those pictures on your desk
All them lies that you abuse
Do they know you suffer from the Bensonhurst blues?

Boobooboo...

Your grandmother's accent
Still embarrasses you
You're even ashamed of the French you once knew

You're the part of town now
Baby, you're making the news
But I know inside you've got the Bensonhurst blues

But thanks for the lesson
'Cause the life that I choose
Ain't a lone man feel like living with the Bensonhurst blues

And don't, don't try to write me
And don't bother to call
'Cause I'll be in conference
Merry Christmas you all

Boobooboo…