[Parisa:]
I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

[Mikey+OTY:]
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

[Mikey:]
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

[Charlie+OTY:]
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
Oh, it was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
Did the monster mash

[Betsy:]
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolfman
Dracula and his son

[Charlie:]
The scene was rockin'
They were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'

[Mikey+OTY:]
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

[OTY:]
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la

[Parisa:]
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolfman
Dracula and his son

[Mikey+OTY:]
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

[Betsy+Parisa:]
He did the monster mash
Oh, was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
Did the monster mash

[OTY:]
He did the mash
The monster mash
He did the mash
The monster mash

[Mikey:]
As they returned to their graves and caves, they left
Oh, behave
Has this curtain's cat got eaten by a brat?
As said, what about the rat?
Hell's a bellplot
It's a wrap
It's a freaking monster mash