I'm so suck,

I'm not funny,

I don't entertain tweens,

Cause I'm not f*cking Disney.



I'm so lame,

I'm so sh*t,

If size really does matter,

Then fist f*ck their clit.



Oh I'm so sorry,

Did that offend you?

I make out with dead babies,

After drowning them in poo poo.



I'm just your slave,

What do you demand?

Would you like me to please you?

With my mouth or my hand?



I'm so suck,

I'm not funny,

Let me whip out my dick,

And molest a little bunny.



We're sorry, this video has been

censored due to all the incompetant

parents out there who have no

f*cking clue what their kids are watching online.

Go f*ck a nice day.



I'm so lame,

I'm so sh*t,

Bend over and f*ck me,

As I lick your f*cking dick.



Cry me a river,

I don't entertain?

Let me rip your f*cking eyes out,

& skull f*ck your brain.



Did he insult his fans?

He must not give a f*ck.

This guys so f*cking badass,

I'll subscribe & wish him luck.



Oh wait he actually loves them,

His real friends can take a joke,

For all of those who can't,

On this sh*t I hope you choke,



UNSUBSCRIBE

UNSUBSCRIBE

UNSUBSCRIBE

HO HOOOOOOO



If you don't like my videos,

Go butt r*pe a chocobooo,



UNSUBSCRIBE

UNSUBSCRIBE

UNSUBSCRIBE

HE HEEEEEEE



If you don't like my videos,

THEN DON'T SUBSCIBE ME



I'll never pretend,

That your sh*t I like to take,

If you want a YouTube b*tch,

Go sub a f*cking fake.



So I'm so suck,

I'm so lame,

I'm so Onision,

And if you can't deal with that,

you know exactly what to do.