When he sits in merry disarray,
In the good old House of Lords,
Tony's speaking and Johnathan gets bored.

And he grunts in tones so eloquent,
And his eyes are filled with rage,
He's one of those MPs who really looks his age.

Johnathan Prescott Says,(Johnathan Prescott Says)
I am very fat,
I am a twat,
So throw eggs at me,
Cos I'm a Labour MP.

The liquid yolks are running out,
Over his great brand new shirt,
Mr.Prescott's reputations hurt.

And if you look in Mr.Prescotts eyes,
You can see his growing hate,
And he hit's out at the guy who did instigate.

Johnathan Prescott Says,(Johnathan Prescott Says)
I am very fat,
I am a twat,
So throw eggs at me,
Cos I'm a Labour MP.