It's a job that's caught my eye.
I know I'd enjoy being President
And here's the reason why.

No one tells the President how to dress.
No one bugs him if his oval office is a mess.
No one tells him when it's time to mow the White House lawn.
And if anybody tried to you can be they'd soon be gone.

No one tells the President not to slouch.
No one says, "Don't put you feet on Mr. Lincoln's couch."
No one tells him "Company's here.  Use your fork and spoon"
Unless they want to be the next Ambassador to the moon.

Chorus
No one tells the President,
No one tells the President,
No one tells the President what to do.

No one tells the President not to run.
No one says, "There's no dessert until that speech is done"
No one says, "The Press is coming.  Clean behind your ears"
Unless they want a "time out" that will last the next four years.

Chorus

She'll change all the rules.
The kids'll run the schools
She'll be on the side of girls and boys.
She'll fix all the laws.
She'll be like Santa Claus
And her cabinet will overflow with toys.

No one tells the President how to speak.
(Parent: Ashley!)
No one says "You can't be on TV for one whole week."
(Parent: Time to eat!)
So when I've had enough of "Time to eat" and  "Where've you been"
I'm headin' down to Washington to get myself sworn in.

'Cause no one tells the President
(Parent: Mary-Kate!)
No one tells the President,
(Come on!)(Time to wash up)
No one tells the President what to do.
No one tells the President,
No one tells the President,
No one tells the President what to do.

(I'm gonna count to three.)

No one tells the President,
(One...)
No one tells the President,
(Two...)
No one tells the President what to do.
(Two and a half...)
No one tells the President,
(Young ladies, I mean it!)
No one tells the President, No one tells the President what to do.
(Now!)

Coming!  See you on Election Day