One day I was shopping in my local grocery store
I grabbed a big bar of chocolate
As I was heading for the door
I tossed the chocolate in my cart
Beside a stalk of broccoli
They started talking.  Talking?  Yes!
At first I didn't believe

This is the story of broccoli and chocolate
It made the people talk alot
About broccoli and chocolate
A very happy pair

He said, "You make me feel yummy."
She said, "Mmmmmm, you make me melt."
The first time a veggie and a candy bar
Could tell each other how they felt
She said, "Being with you is delectable."
He said, "Being with you is a treat."
He was bright, bright green with envy
Because she was so sweet.

It's all about broccoli and chocolate
It made the people talk alot
About broccoli and chocolate
A very happy pair

As I was walking home that day
The sun was so hot on my grocery bag
The chocolate melted, the broccoli wilted
When their voices stopped, I felt sad
But when I got home...what did I have?
Brocco-chocoli!

Now i like brocco-chocoli alot
Mom, it really hits the spot,
That broccoli and chocolate
A very happy pair
And that's the story of broccoli and chocolate
It made the people talk alot
About broccoli and chocolate
A very happy pair

Man this song makes me hungry
Oh, me too.  It must be time for my favorite treat
What be that?
Oh, you know what that is
Broccochocoli?
Choco-broccoli!
Broccoli and chocolate a very happy pair