Intro: Ol Dirty Bastard Shorty Shit StainYo turn the drop the drop the

drumsYeah drop the drums(I know all the time) Step up to the mic

boo(It be hard to use a Trojan) Yeah let me hear you(Cause your shit

can't breath...)(Sex is something that everybody needs) I know all the

time fellasIt's hard to use a Trojan(Everybody wants everybody loves)

Cause your shit can't breatheIt's all closed in(Sex is something that

everybody needs) Put the beat on, put the beat on(Everybody wants,

everybody loves)Chorus: Shorty Shit StainSex is something that

everybody needsEverybody wants, everybody loves(repeat 2X) - If you

want it babyif you want it babebetter use a Trojan!Verse

One:I know all the time fellas, be hard to use a TrojanCause your

shit can't breathe, it feels all closed inYou wanna slip itoff, ohh baby I

like it rawBut why i wanna hurt myself for?I was walking down my block,

say my block MunroeSaid peace to this girl, girl said helloWell hell is

low, and the lowest you can goIs thirty-two degrees, below zeroSo I

started to rain on this young bitch brainCausin her a great relief of

physical painShe said, "Tit for tat, step off da bra strap.No diamonds,

no gold, I can never get a rap."I said, "So what?", as I grabbed

herbuttBitch smiled for a while but her mouth kept shutBitch eighteen

years old, just birthed a childYoung in the brain though her thoughts are

wildOn welfare, but she don't careShe says, "FTF is always

there."FTF means face-to-faceMain, headquarters of your local

placeWhere, you collect your monthly payTo support bad habits youse

abuse everydayThere hasnever been a girl in my entire lifeMy girl, my

next, ex or my wifeAnd never been one who tried to disrespectI'm

speakin bout the member of the opposite sex!There's somethin that I gotta

let outBut I don't want to be known as Ralph the BlabbermouthQuiet as

kept, she thought I was softBut all I wanted to do, is knock her boots

offJust from obtaining the common senseYou can tell that the girl

seemin rather quite denseOther than dense she played slightly boldBut

from the statement I made she could not uphold herselfShe broke down, and

she started to cry she said"Oh! I don't believe this guy!"What what you

gonna do?May I diss her? Yes you mayThat girl's a slut, with a hole in

her buttWho used to be a meaty-bone puppy child little muttCame to my

house smellin like troutI said, "Doggie doggie doggie, get out!!"She

did my dick, I mean she bit bad viciousDirt Megirt, deep dark and

deliciousShe's a doo-doo BUHAlcoholic NUHand her ass is

tighterthan a pair of vice GRIPSSpeaking of a TUHI won't kiss,

because they don't give milkThem shit, kick, see uhLet me tell you

about the rash from the neckit's enough to put the ring around the collar

in checkShe's nothin but a BUHotherknown as a WUHwith an irritating

ITCHfrom trying to SWITCHStrung out ass, foggin up glassTell all

the NUH that the pussy first classSmoke a bag of hash with the money she

stashBut she had to play the corner just to make that cashPulled down

her panties and scratched that rashThen rubbed it with that a pimp had

slashedTryied to get saved at the Tabernacle PrayerBut the only thing

holy was her shitty underwearI will change a style, always I will

fixBut you can not teach an old bag...Outro:Yo I ain't got

to say no more SonYo word to God manOnly thing I'm saying man, is use a

TrojanKnowhatI'Msayin? Fore real manCause it's on

manYouknowhatI'msayin? I had to learn that...