(feat. Big Syke, Too $hort)



[Intro: Too $hort (Ol' Dirty Bastard)]

Bitch you knew I was a dog when you met me

How you gonna get mad at me now?

Cuz I got bitches.. everywhere

Bitch I'm a player, y'know

(Y'know, killa, y'know'I'msayin'

I said shit, I said, that's dat monster +Dog Shit+, y'know'I'msayin'

This is all dedicated to all you hoes)

And bitches



[Ol' Dirty Bastard (Too $hort)]

Shame on a nuh, who tried to step TUH

the Ol' Dirty Bas, put my foot up your UHH

Bitch, you walk around with your bra too tight (beitch)

It's alright, you still gon' get fucked tonight

Hoeeeeee! (bitch fucky) Stinkin ass hoe!

You're the type of bitch don't appreciate shit

Never had shit, so you won't be shit

That pussy there, couldn't satisfy a hair

on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me doooooown (beitch)

I'm Doo Doo Brown! (beitch) Hehahahaha

Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now

Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone

Cuz nothin can stop me from buryin my bones

in the backyard, of someone else's house

Ol' Dirt Dog, but I'm not +Dogged Out+

Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass

Pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass

That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!

I'm not the first dog that's shitted on your lawn



[Chorus x2: Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone

Cuz nothin can stop me from buryin my bones

in the backyard, of someone else's house

Ol' Dirt Dog, but I'm not dog out



[Big Syke]

Right behind my pitbull, all wrong

That wanna make the cat moan all night long

Puppy don't take me wrong, but it's gon'

Be monkeys up, so call me gettin' toned

Get gone thong, crew comin' through

Big Syke daddy wid the Brooklyn Zu

You know what to do, freaky sucky sucky

Won't you show the crew how you play wit' the monkey

Let him see you don't fake it, and you can take it

It's only the bigger bone, gotta make it

Baby shake it in the worst way, OK

Up in you in the parle

My forte is a freakyness, look at this

I don't kiss anythin' that I don't miss, runnin' sense

to get licked from the nuts to the crack of my butt

I'm a dog, so what, but you still give it up, Wu/woof



[Chorus x2]



[Too $hort]

Beitch, this is what I tell these hoes

Don't sweat it baby, you'll never be my lady

Take this bone, straight to the dome

And get on (get on), cuz I don't wanna talk

Shut the fuck up if you done wanna walk

We on the same page? I thought so

You know them +Big Dogs+ hit you wit' their paw hoe

Big pimp (pimpin') jump the fence

Hoppin' all night it don't make no sense (na na)

From New York to Cali', whylin' (wild)

I got the bitch in the alley howlin' (beitch)

And she don't wanna go nowhere

She got love for a player she don't know no better

That's why I tell her (tell her)

I'd be wid you forever if I could find time to put you

in my schedule (beitch)

Beitch, $hort Dog in the house



[Chorus x2]



[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

She flew in like calm breeze

Tall brown skin, her weave like palm trees

I went coconuts

Dipped my Dunkin' between your Donut

Don't want it if it ain't no slut, bitch!

Fathership touch ground, like fly on soup

Don't invite me I tear the fuck down

White boys cut my toupee!

Seventh day rester, or scream play

I slump MC slay, it ain't nuttin to bust ass

Bullet him, get him fast

Bitch I don't break out, blast to the next rash

The dog piss on MC's like trees

Got meals but still grill that old good welfare cheese



[Chorus x2]