Now Pluto girls are neat but you know they'll 
eat you up alive 
Although they're nice to know when it's a thousand below 
it isn't easy to survive 
And Neptune girls are great for dancing 
with a dozen arms and legs 
They really hold you tight and they can boogie all night 
but it's so hard to kiss three heads 

[Chorus] 
I wish they all could be California girls 
I wish they all could be California girls 

Now Martian girls are really pretty 
with complexions bright and green 
But nothing can surpass an andromeda lass 
I think their pointed heads are keen 
And Saturn girls are really funny they can 
make you laugh to death 
With methane clouds alas combined with hydrogen gas 
why it's a chore to take a breath 

[Chorus] 
I wish they all could be California girls 
I wish they all could be California girls 

[guitar solo] 

[Chorus] 
I wish they all could be California girls 
I wish they all could be California girls (etc. etc.) 

[Chours II] - girls- girls- girls- girls -I need 
girls -girls- girls- girls - I need... (etc. etc.) 

[Chorus III]- Calif--ornia Calif--ornia Calif-- ornia 
Calif--ornia Calif--ornia Calif-- ornia