Tulip Baroo Tulip Baroo

The magnetic rollerskater wears a bonnet of blue

Bonnet of blue

Tulip Baroom though you are four walls

You don't make a room don't make a room



I caught you

covered in tinsel

Bouncing your eyeballs off a pinstripe piano



Don't you think

that I get lonely too?



Tulip Balanc Tulip Balanc

The mouse caught in the hubcap

Goes clanky clank clank

Clanky clank clank

Tulip Barance the turtle necked boatman

Does the plum dance does the plum dance



I caught you disguised as a man with a mustache

Selling secrets to a canned tomato



Don't you think that I get lonely too?



Tulip Baroo Tulip Baroo

I don't know what to make of you

You're in charge of every coup

that the feds set out to do

Tulip Baroo Tulip Baroo

There's an island off of Spain

Where it's snowing out of season

and they claim its cause of you

Tulip Baroo



Tulip Baroob Tulip Baroob

The underhanded grocer is soaking a tube

Soaking a tube

Tulip Baraw the ground split wide open

Like a musical saw musical saw