The octopus in your purse

is cursing like an evil sailor

But remember the knife is worse

for the editors of movie trailers



And if you want me to

I'll help it's all the same to me

just tell me if you want me to



If you keep killing God in your eye

people will think you're really callous

But no matter how hard you try

you'll never be as weird as Uncle Alice



I'm not upset just confused and it's so tough

I can't relate to this world I'm not bored enough

Watch out the music will complete the change in you



To sing this song in braille

you need to be haunted by glass freckles 

And if your color treatment fails

well you can always talk to Erik Eckles