Smokescreen, oil patch, road full of thumb tacks, stilletto umbrella

Steel bowler hat and spectacles made of bulletproof glass

Armour in the rat race, vaseline for when it chafes, pepper spray necklace,

aerosol mace

The Mail's got to get there so puppy gets in the face

You can come and get me

You can come and get me

Metal teeth, bowie sheath, rust-proofing underneath

Catching paint on the speckled drop sheet

Canteen for the desert and I'm packing a piece

Signal flares in bunches, antacid for the brunches

Straight out of karate lessons to register these hands as weapons

You can come and get me

You can come and get me

Dirty secrets up for sale

Blackmail negatives in the mail

Run into the river when the hound is on the trail

Gelignite full of nails

Tax accountants moving paper mountains, try to get at me in the fortified houses

I'm in the courtyard dancing naked in the fountains

You can come and get me

You can come and get me