Yeah I know there's no letter 'S'
In blue, red and yellow inscribed on my chest
But I know I've got what it takes
Not all heroes wear capes

No I may not, beat the bad guys
Running faster than a speeding train
Or know how to spin a web to kiss you
Upside down in the rain

When you're here I go a little crazy
And it's a funny way to phrase it
But I'd like to be your hero all the same

No I can't paint like Picasso
Or slow dance. I've got two left feet
No I can't complete guitar hero
But for you at least I'd try to cheat