She's an 80's housewife Dressed to feel good
Wears a silk blouse and a pink rain hood
Making normal look sexy, So damn rare
Comes to the door In awe I stare
Caked in make up Dyed permed hair
Oh why is she so sexy? when I see her standing there
Fluffy slippers put gently on
Oh why oh why does this turn me on?

She's an 80's housewife
Dressed to feel good
Wears a silk blouse
And a pink rain hood
Making normal look sexy
So damn rare
Comes to the door
In awe I stare

Dances as she Hoovers around
Washing up gloves and her dressing gown
Strokes her nylon feet when she's all alone
In her TV comfort zone
She has no need to go out
In her own little cosy comfort house
Door to door salesman is never shy
Loves his job and we know why

She's an 80's housewife
Dressed to feel good
Wears a silk blouse
And a pink rain hood
Making normal look sexy
So damn rare
Comes to the door
In awe I stare

Her scent smells of woman it turns me on
As I sit next to her I feel one coming on
Excitement is a powerful word
Her chemical frequency can be heard
We both feel the need the need to touch
Perched on the edge of her bed I feel good
No room for fantasy when your there
That woman has got you in her lair

She's an 80's housewife
Dressed to feel good
Wears a silk blouse
And a pink rain hood
Making normal look sexy
So damn rare
Comes to the door
In awe I stare