Take the family guns and lock 'em all inside 

I'm coming home

I heard you found someone,

Found someone that looks like me

But oh he's such a bore.

He locks himself inside and never speaks

I heard he laughs at us

Oh you know he really does


Well I'm callin the cops

I'm diggin for trash and the neighbors don't care

Cause I'm callin the shots

If you like it or not man

Believe me its already right now


Friends like cannonballs

Hit him on the head to dim the lights

And they're after me oh you know they have to be

Well oh hear the cameras roll

And hush as the picture us indoors

I hope you make a name 

Oh you know you'll stake a claim for us 


Chorus


The proof is in the shock

That when the curtains drop we won't know where to stand

So we're singin as hard as we can

Well like it or not man believe me its already right now