Don't do sports, can't get girls

It seems like such an unfair world 

My friends play online D&D 

We are the ones that people call geeks 



I'm going to sit here and whine 

I'm going to whine about how my life stinks 

I'm going to whine all day long 

I'm going to sit here and whine 

I'm going to whine about how my life stinks 

Would you like some cheese with that whine? 



We sit around, complain 

Whining away all our days 

Just don't like anything 

I'm just too anal-retentive 



I'm just an object of pity 

Why can't the world change to fit me 

Maybe I wouldn't be an outcast 

If I'd drop the attitude at last