Me and a buddy Joe were hanging...

Out in a bar the other night 

And we got into this little argument 

With some people with short hair 

And they called us a bunch of long haired assholes 

I thought that was kind of unfair 

Well people with short hair and business suits 

The caused the S&L disaster 

We'll be paying for that for the rest of our lives 

But I'm a long haired asshole I'm a long haired asshole 

Well people with short hair and business suits 

The run the CIA 

They break the laws they're suppose to protect 

The laws they're suppose to obey 

And people with short hair and business suits 

They run all organized crime 

They dress real neat and smell real sweet 

Well people with short hair and business suits 

Are responcible for all these disaster 

But that don't change the way they walk 

Lord, I'm still a long haired asshole 

I'm a long haired asshole