[Intro 1: The Notorious B.I.G. (Dude)]

(Yo Bigs man, what's wrong man? You look like you got problems, man!)

Ayo man!

Pssh, man...

It's this fuckin' BITCH man!

Shit I know I ain't 'sposed to have no feelings for these hoes out here man, but...

This bitch on the back of my mind man! (word?)

Yeah man!

Done wrote a rhyme 'bout the bitch man! (Let me hear it!)

Want me to drop the drama kid? (Yeah!) [beat starts]



[Intro 2:]

Yeah, dedicatin this to you man

Cause my man 50 Gran' told me straight up and down man

I ain't 'sposed to love no ho!

Knahmsayin'?

I tried to tell her 50!

I got three rules in life!

I'm not to be played with... played on or played out!

I'm a drop it like dis!



[Verse 1:]

Lyin' in my bed. - I'm lookin' at four walls

Echo in my head sayin I got a lot of gall.

Grippin my cap, my pen in my teeth

Thinkin' what this ho said, she called me a: "Thief"!

She said I stole her heart. - And didn't leave a trace

I told her I was sorry and she said get out my face.

Walked out my door with my Walkman in my pocket

Playin' +Love Is A House+! -Aand thinkin' how she jocked it.

When she had the key - to open up my door

Adore - that Prince scam that got me on the floor.

I know that she loved me, I couldn't ever fake it,

I say: "Go buy a pie! " - The girl would go bake it.

Makin' a record was important to me

More important than her that's what made her flee, see?

The mistake was not payin' no mind

All her posse said we was two of a kind.

I call her back twice. - Your sister said you're broke

She said: "When you left, your ears was full of smoke! "

Chokin' on a cigarette you don't even smoke

Jumped in the train station put in a token.

Coulda been my partner, my amigo my peer,

Just waitin for them three words that all girls wanna hear.

"I love you! " HUH! - You would start to cry if

I would reply with I-L-Y!

Then I tell your friends - that you played me out

Said I wouldn't say: "I love you! " Just to make you shout!

So I, call up 7 digits that would pick up your phone,

Your sister picked it up and said that you wasn't home.

I heard you in the back cryin' up a storm

Screamin how you wish that I never was born.

"I hate him! I hate him! " That's what she kept sayin'

She'll come to her senses is what I kept prayin'.

But now I'm gonna lay the cards on the line,

Just say that you hate me! - Or say that you're mine!

I said: "When I played ball you was in the stands!

When I was sick, you held my hand!

It was hard to say before, but now I can

Bitch I love no ho! - FUCK YA! "



[Interlude:]

I don't give a fuck about'cha

Take a long walk off a short peer bitch!

Try to take bankrolls...

Bum bitches outta here 50, man!

Now check it!



[Verse 2:]

Come to my crib she say: "B.I.G. listen!

I don't like the way you been dissin'!

Feel like I been kissin other bitches cause my lips feel chapped

I tell you it's on the blunts, you ain't tryna hear that! "

Now I'm Henny'd like a fuck? - What's the riff?

Who I'm sleepin with? - I ain't got the time to shoot the gift

To hoes, I'm tryin to take bankroll.

I ain't fuckin' nobody. - Case closed!

You hit the lights and decide to doze off,

No kiss goodnight, didn't take your clothes off.

And my dick is harder than a rock,

Nobody to cockblock but you's a hardrock!

The fuck you think I am, gay?

I ain't got no time to play I ain't got nuttin' to say.

Bounce out the crib! - Just to see my man, 50

And what's up with B.I.G.

And the O.G.B.! - You know they keep plenty hookers!

And I ain't a bad looker.

So I see one ho that I like yeah, oooh!

Shit is cool! (Dude: Trust no hoes! - All they want is bankroll!)



[Outro:]

That's what I'm tryna tell you now, baby! [beat fades out]

My man 50 done schooled me to all y'all hookers, knahmsayin?

I ain't lame to this!

Can't spell game without me, the B.I.G.!