Fantasy is all but I just want more! 
Sixteen years, my God not a single score! 
I want you, Kelly Bundy! 
Desperation rules, I'm alone in bed, 
lonely are the nights and my stiffy's sad, 
I want you, Cindy Crawford! 
When I see on TV, how the nights just could be, 

I want you, all the Spice Girls! 
I go mad, I feel bad and I am loosing my head. 
I need one thing, the only thing, to put it on! 

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I wanna fuck you! 

Don't know what to do to make this wish come true, 
Don't know how to make that they care 'bout you, 
I mean you: chicks from Bay - Watch! 
Loneliness is hell, I'm so desperate, only one guy left, 
I can hope to score. 
(I mean you) Erol Agiroglu! 

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