1,2,3,4!
Welcome to new Lubberland
Where every night is onen end
Drinks for free and every day a band
No one is allowed in here
Who spoils our unique atmosphere
So sing about and raise your fucking beer

You wanna have it, you wanna stop it,
better try and find another planet.
Too much fantasy could spoil your day.
Another sucker who wants another
presentation for another fucker.
Why not tell him where to shove it in?

Welcome to new Lubberland
Where every night is onen end
Drinks for free and every day a band
No one is allowed in here
Who spoils our unique atmosphere
So sing about and raise your fucking beer

You gotta come in, or better run in,
nothing is forbidden here but stopping.
Dive into the best time of your life!!
You won't regret it or ever leave it:
Lubberland is how we all here call it.
Welcome to the club, welcome on board!

And when you lay awake at night
and can't believe you'll ever smile again,
when you think there is no sense in life
and it seems like you don't have a friend,
think of Lubberland expecting you,
don't miss your chance, come to see real friends!
There is more than the reality of the
Kingdom of Boredom!

Welcome to new Lubberland
Where every nights is onen end
Drinks for free and every day a band
No one is allowed in here
Who spoils our unique atmosphere
So sing about and raise your fucking beer