I'm is the bar and I'm very rich 
I wanna drink and smoke forever 
Night of the nights and the king of the drinks 
Yeah, it's Captain Morgan breakfast 

The pleasure it is mine, I'm pooping in the corner 
the atmosphere is wonderful tonight 

I order 10 and then a few more 
I know it's Monday that's like Friday 
my voice is gone and I'll drink it back 
this is the daily routine way 

The pleasure it is mine, it's tasting like a diamond 
here I go, there's much I have to try 
I wanna check it out, beer and wine forever 
I wanna check it out sickness doesn't matter 
don't wanna leave it out, drinking all is better 
don't wanna leave it out bombed k.o. forever !!! 

Aaaah I'm the puking god of thunder! 
there's no chair and as a matter of fact 
the world turns upside down. 

The pleasure it's mine, I'm lying in the corner 
but fast as a lightning I'm back at the bar 
I am a funny guy, so I order Cpt. Morgan 
take the Coke and ram it in your ass!