Big talking motherfucker with a pension to ruin the scene

Start my days off with a dose of methamphetamine

A few lines of blow and a quick pint of whiskey

Drive into the party don't give a fucking shit if it's risky



Cause I'm a man

I got a big fucking dick

I got a big fat fucking wallet

and I'm set



Hot walking bitch ass whore with a knack to spread the word

Spend my nights in random beds and doing the absurd

Fucked the list from the first A to last Z

Wonder why my mouth's dry and it burns when I pee



Cause I'm a chick

I got big fucking titties

I got expensive fucking clothes

and I'm set



Coming down like a ten ton hammer on a window paine

I'll tear your world down and leave on you a stain

I take the powerful leave em' weak and confused

Now you'll know how it feels to be abused



Cause I'm reality

I got truth and know-how

I got the initial to bring you down

and I win in the end



Laughin' as you drown down in the shallow end of the gene pool

Dumb motherfucking idiots