Teenage angst has paid off well 
Now I`m bored and old 
Self-Appointed judges judge 
More than they have sold 
If she floats than she is not 
A witch like we had thought 
A down payment on another 
One at salem`s lot 
Serve the servants - Oh no 
That legendary divorce is such a bore 
As my bones grew they did hurt 
They hurt really bad 
I tried hard to have a father 
But instead I had a dad 
I just want you to know that I 
Don`t hate you anymore 
there is nothing I could say 
that I haven`t thought before 
Serve the servants - oh no 
That legendary divorce is such a bore