Running really fast

Jumping super high

Flipping over shit

Making stuff explode

Flipping over more shit



Fighting lots of guys

Writing kick-ass jams

Doing other things

Giving you the sauce

That's what we do cause



We are Ninja Sex Party

Shooting music all over your body



I'm Danny Sexbang

Check out my kung fu

I'm getting sexy (unh!)

I'm gettin sexy for you



And Ninja Brian

Is fast and deadly

Stabbing dudes 

And then writing tasty medleys



Are you seduced yet?

No need to answer

Tonight we're gonna rock you

Even though you didn't ask us to!



Slapping unicorns

Going into space

Breaking out of jail

Trying on some bras

Don't worry -- they're man-bras.



Clapping way too long

Listening to ham

Blowing up the Sun

Wearing tiny hats

And now you know that



We are Ninja Sex Party

Musically seducing all the hotties



Brian's a ninja

Danny's a hot jew

And we are best friends (yeah!)

And we are best friends it's true



Don't try to stop us

We're on a mission

Every girl

Must now make The Decision



Which to have with sex with

No need to answer

I know it's Danny Sexbang

He's the handsomer of the two...and Ninja Brian's fat.



Oh, hey, Ninja Brian, I'm sorry. 

That came out wrong. I didn't mean to call you fat.

I meant stupid. And ugly.

And fat. (Fat!)